Ok people, the first part is up and is already something special to for one big reason: I'm not disgusted by what I've written. I'm disappointed in myself, but anyone who knows me could've told you that for five dollars; you're lucky I'm here to help you out.

It's still in the rough form, and while I know it doesn't belong in the prose section, I frankly don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about the rules.

Let me know what you think. The later posts will be longer and more polished.

Love,
John